Totem Pole Cactus (Lophocereus schottii f. monstrosus) - Exact Plant Pictured

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Totem Pole Cactus (Lophocereus schottii f. monstrosus)

This uniquely sculptural cactus is a must-have for collectors. Known for its smooth, spineless columns and bizarrely contorted growth, the Totem Pole Cactus is a naturally occurring monstrose form of Lophocereus schottii. Its alien-like appearance makes it a standout in arid gardens and indoor cactus collections alike.

Care Instructions
Light: Full sun to bright indirect light. If indoors, a south- or west-facing window is ideal.
Water: Water deeply but only when soil is completely dry. Drought-tolerant and sensitive to overwatering.
Soil: Fast-draining cactus mix is essential.
Temperature: Prefers warm temperatures (70–90°F / 21–32°C); protect from frost.
Humidity: Low humidity preferred.

This species is slow-growing but long-lived. Ideal for collectors who appreciate unusual and architectural forms.

Shipping Information
We ship Monday–Tuesday to minimize weekend transit delays.
Optional Winter Protection Package is available upon request for colder climates.

Disclaimer:
We take great care when packaging your plant to ensure a safe arrival. However, once the package is handed over to the shipping carrier, we cannot be responsible for delays, temperature stress, or rough handling in transit. By purchasing, you acknowledge that shipping live plants is done at your own risk. For concerns after shipping, please contact the carrier directly. We're happy to answer any questions before you order.

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